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When Self Esteem Has Hit Rock Bottom & Your Marriage Is Falling Apart – There’s An App For That

Just when you thought there couldn’t be any more market left unturned by Apple’s Apps, there comes a new one: inconspicuous adultery.  Are you tired of your wife reading the dirty text messages you send to your mistress?  Do conjugal visits crowed your blackberry calendar?  Wait for it…. wait for it….  THERE’S AN APP FOR THAT!

AshleyMadison.com , the internet’s number one source for affairs, has created a convenient app for the iphone that will help you conceal your cheating ways.  The site whose tagline is “Life’s short, have and affair,” has received quite a bit of press.  As reported on MobileWhack :

“Over the past month alone, 679,000 men and women have used the service to contact a cheating partner. According to their profiles, 92% of males on the site are married or otherwise attached, as are 60% of female members. No word on how many politicians have signed on.”

Not just that, but the site has an affair guarantee.  No kidding, you can’t make this crap up.  So if you are concerned that your colleagues and wife might see your profile on Adult Friend Finder, have no fear, there’s and app for that.  Just remember to wash off another woman’s perfume.